Tag Archives: parody
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The 12 Gifts Adulthood Gave to Me
1December 27, 2014 by Jen
On the first day of Christmas, adulthood gave to me…a dishwasher full of clean plates On the second day of …
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‘Twas the Last Night for Healthcare
2December 24, 2013 by Jen
The story is a little bit different this Christmas eve… ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the States …
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A Whole New Scent
October 11, 2013 by Jen
A few weeks ago, I discovered a horrifying fact: local stores have stopped carrying the particular scent of deodorant that …
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Oh Where, Oh Where
July 15, 2013 by Jen
Wanted: one brain, of moderate intelligence. Last seen: somewhere in the Sandhills region, not quite a week ago. Reward: the …
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What Happens to a Snark in Winter?
February 21, 2013 by Jen
When you see how the snark shivers sad in the cold, It makes you forget all your woe. With his …
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But I Want One!
November 25, 2012 by Jen
“But, Mom, I want one!” “I know, sweetheart, but with big things like this, it’s important to wait until the …
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I might run with this for a while…
November 18, 2012 by Jen
Twinkie, twinkie, little bar How I wonder what you are Up there on the shelf so high Like a logjam …
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Conceding with Greats
November 7, 2012 by Jen
In the spirit of the yesterday’s events, I entered into a friendly wager about the outcome of the presidential election. …
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PSA: A Truth Universally Acknowledged
February 5, 2012 by Jen
Contact: Jen, Public Liaison Phone: 704-255-1887 Night line: 828-859-2905 Begin Jan. 1 End April 15 A TRUTH UNIVERSALLY ACKNOWLEDGED It …
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