The 12 Gifts Adulthood Gave to Me

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December 27, 2014 by Jen

On the first day of Christmas, adulthood gave to me…a dishwasher full of clean plates

On the second day of Christmas, adulthood gave to me…unlimited museums

On the third day of Christmas, adulthood gave to me…hole-free socks

On the fourth day of Christmas, adulthood gave to me…sleeping in ’til 8

On the fifth day of Christmas, adulthood gave to me…paid off student loans!

On the sixth day of Christmas, adulthood gave to me…a root canal treatment

On the seventh day of Christmas, adulthood gave to me…one dental crown

On the eighth day of Christmas, adulthood gave to me…one empty inbox

On the ninth day of Christmas, adulthood gave to me…leftover pasta

On the tenth day of Christmas, adulthood gave to me…free time to vacuum

On the eleventh day of Christmas, adulthood gave to me…warm days (low heat bill!)

On the twelfth day of Christmas, adulthood gave to me…end-of-year giving

…and the funny thing about adulthood is this: these were some of my favorite gifts of 2014.  Freedom!!!!

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One thought on “The 12 Gifts Adulthood Gave to Me

  1. Karyn H. Smith says:

    I remember when adulthood let me buy a new vacuum, and I was very, very excited. Congrats on paying off the school loans!

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