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Proverbial Wisdom (2)

Proverb One cannot accurately judge the damage caused by an action until one is on the other side of a hot shower and a full night’s sleep. Example If a person were playing Frisbee and decided to slide on one knee across a patch of dried grass, the damage might seem minor. The burning sensationContinue reading “Proverbial Wisdom (2)”

Shall We Salsa?

Jen: Eyes, why do you hate me so much? Jen’s eyes: Maybe because you made super-spicy salsa and then touched us? Jen: Ah. Yes. I can see your point. Jen’s eyes: How ironic. We no longer can. Jen: Thumb, why do you hate me so much? Jen’s thumb: Maybe because you cut me with aContinue reading “Shall We Salsa?”