…at an autumn wedding “It was summer yesterday, so it will feel like summer at 9pm tomorrow.” “Taking this dark shortcut to cut off a corner of the highway is a good idea.” “They won’t mind if we use this back entrance.” “I already got my ID back from the hotel clerk.” “I can carryContinue reading “10 Statements in Error”
Every now and then, you encounter something too adorable for snark. (Thanks, Dave.) This little guy wins. Today is not a Tuesday, but the tiny things demand to be noticed. Must watch with sound. SOURCE: “Watching This Porcupine Taste This Pumpkin Is Why the World Is Going to Be Okay Today,” from Mother Jones.
This year, I decided to step up my game, so I carved the scariest Halloween pumpkin of all time. … … … The worst part is, They don’t even know… The horror! #EnglishMajor
…from Vincent Price. “I sometimes feel that I’m impersonating the dark unconscious of the whole human race. I know this sounds sick, but I love it.” “In art, religion, and politics the respect must be mutual, no matter how violent the disagreement.” “Right now I am thinking of writing another cookbook. All cookbooks have aContinue reading “Happy Fourth of Julenteen!”
“The full moon is nothing! It’s the crescent moon you have to worry about. When the moon is lying on its back with its legs in the air, that’s when you know you’re in trouble.”
La-di-da-de-dah, time to go to the pumpkin patch! Carving pumpkins is so much fun! If I could just–cut–out–the–stem– … … Ladies and Gentlemen: this is no ordinary pumpkin. This pumpkin has, in all likelihood, been genetically engineered to resist carving. Please observe the following cross-section:Note the absurdly thick rind. The dense flesh. The self-healing propertyContinue reading “This Pumpkin Is No Cinderella”