On the first day of Christmas, adulthood gave to me…a dishwasher full of clean plates On the second day of Christmas, adulthood gave to me…unlimited museums On the third day of Christmas, adulthood gave to me…hole-free socks On the fourth day of Christmas, adulthood gave to me…sleeping in ’til 8 On the fifth day ofContinue reading “The 12 Gifts Adulthood Gave to Me”
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The Twelfth Day of Christmas
(also known as Twelfth Night) (Shakespeare) (!!!) On the twelfth day of Christmas, my locale gave to me… Twelve mindless blog posts Eleven ’13 planners Ten freezing fingers Nine more to-do lists Eight resolutions Seven Frisbee bruises Six mountain mouse heads Five RayLen wines Four to-do lists Three deadlines Two aspirin and a deer crossingContinue reading “The Twelfth Day of Christmas”
The Eleventh Day of Christmas
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my locale gave to me… Eleven ’13 planners Ten freezing fingers Nine more to-do lists Eight resolutions Seven Frisbee bruises Six mountain mouse heads Five RayLen wines Four to-do lists Three deadlines Two aspirin and a deer crossing just before me.
The Tenth Day of Christmas
On the tenth day of Christmas, my locale gave to me… Ten freezing fingers Nine more to-do lists Eight resolutions Seven Frisbee bruises Six mountain mouse heads Five RayLen wines Four to-do lists Three deadlines Two aspirin and a deer crossing just before me.
The Ninth Day of Christmas
On the ninth day of Christmas, my locale gave to me… Nine more to-do lists Eight resolutions Seven Frisbee bruises Six mountain mouse heads Five RayLen wines Four to-do lists Three deadlines Two aspirin and a deer crossing just before me.
The Eighth Day of Christmas
On the eighth day of Christmas, my locale gave to me… Eight resolutions Seven Frisbee bruises Six mountain mouse heads Five RayLen wines Four to-do lists Three deadlines Two aspirin and a deer crossing just before me.
The Seventh Day of Christmas
On the seventh day of Christmas, my locale gave to me… Seven Frisbee bruises Six mountain mouse heads Five RayLen wines Four to-do lists Three deadlines Two aspirin and a deer crossing just before me.
The Sixth Day of Christmas
On the sixth day of Christmas, my locale (almost) gave to me… Six mountain songsters Five RayLen wines Four to-do lists Three deadlines Two aspirin and a deer crossing just before me.
The Fifth Day of Christmas
On the fifth day of Christmas, my locale gave to me… Five RayLen wines Four to-do lists Three deadlines Two aspirin and a deer crossing just before me.
The Fourth Day of Christmas
On the fourth day of Christmas, my locale gave to me… Four to-do lists Three deadlines Two aspirin and a deer crossing just before me.
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