This year, I decided to step up my game, so I carved the scariest Halloween pumpkin of all time.
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The worst part is, They don’t even know…
The horror!
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Scariest of All Pumpkins
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The author of Snark on the Side is not your average run-of-the-millennial generation. Jen is a contradiction in terms: a graceful klutz, a smart blond, a math-savvy English degree-holder, a southern liberal, and an adult amateur equestrian who doesn’t match her saddle pads. Snark on the Side is a work in progress, born out of years of rambling email newsletters and anthropomorphized Christmas letters, small town observations, and the ever-present irony of pursuing a career with a degree in English literature. Thanks for visiting! View more posts
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Jen, you are just not right. This is so funny! You should have a special prize for those who point our “you’re” spelling error.
What a great idea! 🙂