10 Statements in Error

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…at an autumn wedding

  1. “It was summer yesterday, so it will feel like summer at 9pm tomorrow.”
  2. “Taking this dark shortcut to cut off a corner of the highway is a good idea.”
  3. “They won’t mind if we use this back entrance.”
  4. “I already got my ID back from the hotel clerk.”
  5. “I can carry this takeaway cup of coffee on the disc golf course.”
  6. “The best throw is between those two trees.”
  7. “Wedge heels.”
  8. “I can step over this chain in a dress.”
  9. “I should harmonize with this kazoo.”
  10. “Nope, not going to cry.”

xoxo, A & I

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The author of Snark on the Side is not your average run-of-the-millennial generation. Jen is a contradiction in terms: a graceful klutz, a smart blond, a math-savvy English degree-holder, a southern liberal, and an adult amateur equestrian who doesn’t match her saddle pads. Snark on the Side is a work in progress, born out of years of rambling email newsletters and anthropomorphized Christmas letters, small town observations, and the ever-present irony of pursuing a career with a degree in English literature. Thanks for visiting!