Siri Doesn’t Get Word Nerds

This is such a perfect example of my life: Setting: home; the evening after (yet another) dentist visit Characters: two lovers of the English language Siri doesn’t get word nerds. Interrobangs are awesome. … Ten minutes later: victory to the craving. All in a day’s work.

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Scariest of All Pumpkins

This year, I decided to step up my game, so I carved the scariest Halloween pumpkin of all time. … … … The worst part is, They don’t even know… The horror! #EnglishMajor