This, in and of itself, advertised yesterday on the radio, is enough snark to last me for at least another month of winter.
Thank you, Vermont Teddy Bears.
The description. The description is killing me. You have to read it.
Please note the thoughtful disclaimer: “Contains small parts. Not suitable for children.” That–and no other reason–is why it’s not suitable for children.
Happy Valentines Day, lovers of snark everywhere!