On the ninth day of Christmas, my locale gave to me…
Nine more to-do lists
Eight resolutions
Seven Frisbee bruises
Six mountain mouse heads
Five RayLen wines
Four to-do lists
Three deadlines
Two aspirin
and a deer crossing just before me.
The Ninth Day of Christmas
Published by Jen
The author of Snark on the Side is not your average run-of-the-millennial generation. Jen is a contradiction in terms: a graceful klutz, a smart blond, a math-savvy English major, a southern liberal, and an employed young adult with a master’s degree. Snark on the Side is a work in progress, born out of years of rambling email newsletters and anthropomorphized Christmas letters, small town observations, and the ever-present irony of pursuing a career with a degree in English literature. Thanks for visiting! View more posts
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