The Twelfth Day of Christmas

(also known as Twelfth Night)

(Shakespeare)

(!!!)

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my locale gave to me…

Twelve mindless blog posts

Eleven ’13 planners

Ten freezing fingers

Nine more to-do lists

Eight resolutions

Seven Frisbee bruises

Six mountain mouse heads

Five RayLen wines

Four to-do lists

Three deadlines

Two aspirin

and a deer crossing just before me.

Published by Jen

The author of Snark on the Side is not your average run-of-the-millennial generation. Jen is a contradiction in terms: a graceful klutz, a smart blond, a math-savvy English major, a southern liberal, and an employed young adult with a master’s degree. Snark on the Side is a work in progress, born out of years of rambling email newsletters and anthropomorphized Christmas letters, small town observations, and the ever-present irony of pursuing a career with a degree in English literature. Thanks for visiting!

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