Yesterday, a friend came over to help with the packing as I get ready to move. My bound thesis was sitting on my desk, so she picked up a copy to glance at it. When I looked over her shoulder, something funny had come over Orlando. First I saw this: Yep, *cringe* it’s Orlando. ThenContinue reading “Orlando’s Last Prank”
Author Archives: Jen
Stress Cravings
I’m moving this week. Like the majority of normal human beings, I don’t consider moving a particularly enjoyable endeavor. In fact, it’s downright stressful. Pressed for time, frustrated with packing, there must be a logical stress reliever. Right? So what do I do? I go outside when it’s getting ready to storm and I weedContinue reading “Stress Cravings”
Literary U
This week, my sister got married! (!!!!!!!!) In the lead-up to the big day, I spent a lot of time driving around Richmond. I discovered anew the poor state of my distance vision while I attempted to find my way to 102 locations around the city. Google Maps was my friend. However, this week IContinue reading “Literary U”
Open Letter from a Escalatorphobic
Dear WAY TOO YOUNG TO BE THAT GOOD suit-clad piano player in the department store, Your playing is beautiful. Make no mistake. But like 99% of your mall-walking listening audience, I did not expect live music while I wandered through the makeup department. I did not approach the women’s accessory department mentally or emotionally preparedContinue reading “Open Letter from a Escalatorphobic”
The Final Chapter
(Last week’s news): Print copy arrives! I give a copy to my parents! Two minutes later, Dad finds a comma error in the introduction. I think it was on page 3. He prefaces disclosure of the error with, “I’m assuming it’s not actually a mistake, since at this level I would assume…” Haha. That’s funny.Continue reading “The Final Chapter”
Proverbial Wisdom
ProverbIt is a false logic to presume that love of an activity precludes the consideration of extenuating circumstances when determining the wisdom of the aforementioned activity. ExampleI love to run barefoot. Usually, running barefoot is a great idea. Yesterday, I consulted this logic and went for a short run barefoot, on the sidewalk, at noon.Continue reading “Proverbial Wisdom”
Decal Art
This week, I officially became an alumna of the graduate school. That meant getting my alumni library card and an alumni parking pass. What I didn’t realize was that it also meant being inducted into the secret society of new art at the university. The following scenario ensued when I entered Parking Management: ::standing inContinue reading “Decal Art”
Hooding Pictures
I look like I’m in a lot of pain. So does the professor placing the hood on my neck. It’s rather amusing, actually. But no, thank you; I will not be spending $125 on these photos.
Open Letter to My ThinkPad
Dear Linus, It’s been a good two years. You stepped in at a time in my life when I really needed support. You helped me see Marvin for what he truly was, and you stood up for my decision to let him go. We’ve shared a real connection, Linus. I’ll be the first to admitContinue reading “Open Letter to My ThinkPad”
The Big Day
Today is the hooding ceremony for my MA in English Literature. Everything suddenly feels so intense and final. And exciting. 🙂 We did it, Class of 2011!
Snark on the Side 