Today’s Theme Song

Thousand-word Personal Statements

If you miss the theme I’m on, you will know that I am gone
You can hear rejection’s “no” [from] a hundred miles,
A hundred miles, a hundred miles, a hundred miles, a hundred miles,
You can hear rejection’s “no” [from] a hundred miles.

Lord I’m one, Lord I’m two, Lord I’m three, Lord I’m four,
Lord I’m 500 words from my goal.
500 words, 500 words, 500 words, 500 words
Lord I’m 500 words from my goal.

Not a thought in my head, not a reason to my name
Lord I can’t submit my file this a-way
This a-away, this a-way, this a-way, this a-way,
Lord I can’t submit my file this a-way.

If you miss the theme I’m on you will know that I am gone
You can hear rejection’s “no” [from] a hundred miles.

Published by Jen

The author of Snark on the Side is not your average run-of-the-millennial generation. Jen is a contradiction in terms: a graceful klutz, a smart blond, a math-savvy English degree-holder, a southern liberal, and an adult amateur equestrian who doesn’t match her saddle pads. Snark on the Side is a work in progress, born out of years of rambling email newsletters and anthropomorphized Christmas letters, small town observations, and the ever-present irony of pursuing a career with a degree in English literature. Thanks for visiting!

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