If you give a Musk a chainsaw, he’s going to ask for a special post. When you give him the post, he’ll probably ask you for a badge. When he’s finished, he’ll ask you for the checkbook. Then he’ll want to look in the records to make sure he doesn’t have any critics. When heContinue reading “If You Give a Musk a Chainsaw”
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Wine Not?
Over the weekend, I headed outside the city to attend Raffaldini Vineyards’ Assemblaggio! Grande Riserva Trials. Wine blending? Why not? For two hours, our group enjoyed the good company, savory wines, beautiful scenery, and lots of the laughter that accompanies untrained, amateur wine blending. As part of the trial, each group had to invent aContinue reading “Wine Not?”
Some Gums that I Used to Know
Dear Dentists of the World, Today, I went to the dentist’s office after a five-year absence. Needless to say, I was nervous. It did not help that I had forgotten how to get to the office and had to call for directions, arriving late for my appointment. When I walked in, I tried to relaxContinue reading “Some Gums that I Used to Know”
Snark on the Side 