Shall We Salsa?

August 9, 2011 by Jen

Jen: Eyes, why do you hate me so much?

Jen’s eyes: Maybe because you made super-spicy salsa and then touched us?

Jen: Ah. Yes. I can see your point.

Jen’s eyes: How ironic. We no longer can.



Jen: Thumb, why do you hate me so much?

Jen’s thumb: Maybe because you cut me with a knife while de-seeding a jalapeno pepper.

Jen: Ah. Yes. I feel you.

Jen’s thumb: How ironic. I no longer can.



But it’s so delicious.


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