Jen: Eyes, why do you hate me so much?
Jen’s eyes: Maybe because you made super-spicy salsa and then touched us?
Jen: Ah. Yes. I can see your point.
Jen’s eyes: How ironic. We no longer can.
Jen: Thumb, why do you hate me so much?
Jen’s thumb: Maybe because you cut me with a knife while de-seeding a jalapeno pepper.
Jen: Ah. Yes. I feel you.
Jen’s thumb: How ironic. I no longer can.
But it’s so delicious.