If You Give a Musk a Chainsaw

If you give a Musk a chainsaw, he’s going to ask for a special post. When you give him the post, he’ll probably ask you for a badge. When he’s finished, he’ll ask you for the checkbook. Then he’ll want to look in the records to make sure he doesn’t have any critics. When heContinue reading “If You Give a Musk a Chainsaw”

Redbox: A Bedtime Story

The last time I watched a movie from Redbox, it vanished mysteriously somewhere between the DVD player and the return item slot. (The Amazing Spider-Man was good, but not $25-lost-item-fee great.) Tormented by guilt over my gross negligence in this affair, I swore that it would never happen again. As a result, my most recentContinue reading “Redbox: A Bedtime Story”