I’ve Got Sunshine: Blues, Beware!

November 28, 2012 by Jen

Talk about a 180!

Yesterday, the state of North Carolina was sealed in a gray plastic bag like the ones you get at WalMart (too many floating around after Black Friday, perhaps?). Today, the sun is out, the birds are singing, the sky is blue, and I am thrilled to be awake.

It’s pretty great.

Discussing the dirty tactics of winter with a friend yesterday, I came to an important realization. Every good website needs a superhero, no? Well, I have just discovered mine. With no further ado, allow me to introduce you to:

Captain Sunshine and his trusty sidekick The Snark Monster!

So…Google tells me that Captain Sunshine is already a thing. Hmmm…

Admiral Sunshine and—

Really? That’s a thing, too? Come on, guys. Work with me.

Sunshine Man and—

You’ve got to be kidding! I give up. I guess I won’t be applying for trademark or making millions on the first children’s book. Sigh.

But wait…I’ve got it!

Commander Sunshine (no trademark infringement intended. Any resemblance to cartoon characters living or dead is strictly unintentional and should not be taken to indicate cross-referencing or attempted libel) and the Snark Monster.

That’s going to be tough to fit on the costumes, but it allows me to hang on to the theme song: “I’ve got Sunshine on a cloudy day…When it’s cold outside, I’ve got the Snark of May…

I admit, it still needs some work.

But the big news, what I wanted to tell you paragraphs ago before Google got all snarky in my face, is that Commander Sunshine has declared today Vitamin D-Day! Huzzah! Yeah, feels kind of anticlimactic now. I get it. Go enjoy the sunshine, already.

Advertisements
"Hunting of the Snark"

Enter your email address to receive notifications of new posts by email.

Categories

Top Posts & Pages

Archives

Goodreads

Hyperbole and a Half

Bringing you a slice of life, with a healthy serving of snark on the side

The Snarkist

Advice you probably don't want

Vintage Ramblins

Thoughts on the Road

Gracious Living in a Zombie World: A Ladies’ Handbook

Why just survive when you can thrive?

Christ! Xmas

all about Christmas and Santa.

Break Room Stories

Service Industry Stories and More Since 2012

i/nternpretation

a blog written by the intern at winston-salem's a/perture cinema.

Riskology

Bringing you a slice of life, with a healthy serving of snark on the side

bottledworder

easy reading is damn hard writing

Rachel Poli

I read. I write. I create.

thekitchensgarden

farming, gardens, cows, goats, chickens, food, organic, sustainable, photography,

sethsnap

Photographs from my world.

A Commonplace Blog

Bringing you a slice of life, with a healthy serving of snark on the side

Tales from the Reading Room

A Literary Salon Where All Are Welcome

NOTA BENE BOOKS BLOG

Bringing you a slice of life, with a healthy serving of snark on the side

Red Wine Diva

It's a Wine Life: Musings and Tastings

Piedmont Craftsmen

Bringing you a slice of life, with a healthy serving of snark on the side

%d bloggers like this: