(It’s not quite the Von Trapps or Margery McKay, but it’ll do. #nerd)
How do you solve a problem like millennials?
How do you catch their eye and sell them stuff?
How do you find a word that means millennial:
a narcissist man-child? a delicate flower? our pride?
Many a thing you know you’d like to tell them.
Many a thing they ought to understand!
But how do you make them stay
and fill out your last survey?
How do you keep them focused on a job?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like millennials?
How do you choose emojis for your ads?
When I’m with them I’m confused:
do they focus? are they rude?
and I never know exactly who they are.
–Just as timely as a lunch break,
they’re as fragile as a snowflake
–They’re the future!
–They’re our downfall!
–They’re the best!
–They’d out-Twitter any bird;
drive a hashtag as a #nerd.
–They could crash a social platform with a friend.
–They are driven; they are fine,
–They’re a riddle; they’re just Vine.
–They’re a headache!
–They’re all angels!
–They’re a trend!
How do you solve a problem like millennials?
How do you catch their eye and sell them stuff?
How do you find a word that means millennial:
a narcissist man-child? a delicate flower? our pride?
Many a thing you know you’d like to tell them.
Many a thing they ought to understand!
But how do you make them stay
and fill out your last survey?
How do you keep them focused on a job?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like millennials?
How do you put your craft beer in their hands?
Snark on the Side 
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Bravo.
I think this is your best one yet-published at least. My favorite is still about the member party. I love your creativity. #jelly