The Happiest Little Introvert’s Night on the Town: A Child’s Book for Adults

The Happiest Little Introvert

woke up in time for tea,

then ambled through the kitchen singing,

“There’s no one but me!”


The Happiest Little Introvert

stopped dead and gave a hoot:

she’d reached a well-thought-out retort

for last week’s lost dispute.


Two hours hence, our Introvert

sat digging through her clutches.

The gold was nice, but much too small

to hold her Webster’s Duchess.


The Happiest Little Introvert

was weighing invitations;

she growled and gestured in the glass

with myriad summations.


At last the Happy Introvert

agreed to join, contrite,

relieved that working gave excuse

to make an early night.


Published by Jen

The author of Snark on the Side is not your average run-of-the-millennial generation. Jen is a contradiction in terms: a graceful klutz, a smart blond, a math-savvy English degree-holder, a southern liberal, and an adult amateur equestrian who doesn’t match her saddle pads. Snark on the Side is a work in progress, born out of years of rambling email newsletters and anthropomorphized Christmas letters, small town observations, and the ever-present irony of pursuing a career with a degree in English literature. Thanks for visiting!

One thought on “The Happiest Little Introvert’s Night on the Town: A Child’s Book for Adults

  1. This happy little extrovert
    Shouted out with joys
    She missed the snarky writing
    The llittle introvert employs.

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