Annie and Grace always spent Thanksgiving together, but the year that they were ten, Grace noticed that something was different about Annie.
“Why are your arms all hairy, and mine aren’t?” Grace asked.
“Granny said hairy runs in my genes,” Annie announced nonchalantly.
Grace looked puzzled. “What does that have to do with anything?” she demanded. “And why does Harry keep stealing your pants?”
Well, how do you pass the time between Thanksgiving dinner and dessert? If you are possessed of an excess of snark, you have little choice but to make up ridiculous jokes around a pun that catches your fancy. It is the way of the Snark.
The punkin pie was fantastic, by the way.