In a Sunshine Coma

November 16, 2012 by Jen

Sunshine comas. They’re a thing now. Trust me.

A sunshine coma is akin to the food coma you get after eating thirds at Thanksgiving dinner. After sitting in a coffee shop with exposure to the winter sunshine for fifteen minutes, you want to lie on the carpet in another patch of sunshine and stay there all day.

Side effects of a sunshine coma may include heightened capacity for spilling other people’s coffee all over the floor, as well as increased ineptitude at opening cupboards without knocking the cupboard doors off their hinges. Undesirable effects are compounded by drinking a lot of coffee and forgetting to eat breakfast.

Can someone please hand me a mop?

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