Point 1: Don’t tell Viki, but she is being replaced.
Point 2: “Free”, my foot.
Point 3: Mumbled Customer Service lines designed to inspire confidence:
- “If this screen would just quit wobbling around…“
- “Where’s the continue button? There it is. Finally.“
- “You’ll just hear some brief silence…”
- “And that will be…let’s see…two and forty-nine…“
- “I knew it was going to do that. I knew it would.“
Point 4: If you need to reach me, leave a message on my personal Morse telegraph key.