Contrary to popular opinion, moving is just great. It comes with its own set of fabulous side effects. For example…
- Moving gives you an indefinite pass on tripping-related humor.
- The impulse to talk aloud to yourself in a British accent while unpacking increases tenfold after midnight.
- When you begin giving yourself “real person points” for things like unpacking the dish rack and setting up the coffee maker, still in the British accent, it’s time to go to bed.
See what you’re missing?