I think Marvin has begun reading “The Tortoise and the Hare” to Linus as a bedtime story.
This does not bode well.
Stay tuned.
I See Trouble Ahead
Published by Jen
The author of Snark on the Side is not your average run-of-the-millennial generation. Jen is a contradiction in terms: a graceful klutz, a smart blond, a math-savvy English degree-holder, a southern liberal, and an adult amateur equestrian who doesn’t match her saddle pads. Snark on the Side is a work in progress, born out of years of rambling email newsletters and anthropomorphized Christmas letters, small town observations, and the ever-present irony of pursuing a career with a degree in English literature. Thanks for visiting! View more posts
Snark on the Side 
but you just got linus! that's not cool at all!