Return of SMIOS

Being January, it seemed about time for a re-post: The Phases of Anticipation; or, How to Avoid Snowman SMIOS. So far, I’m right on schedule. (Please ignore the flagrant typo in the title of the original post.)

You Know You’re Paranoid If…

…you’re applying for a PhD in English and you feel a strong urge to comment on the web application’s poor grammar because you fear that failure to do so might be one of the school’s initial justifications for disqualifying candidates. Get a grip, self. But still, really, ApplyYourself. Happy Black Friday!