A Word About Coffee Addicts

You know you have it bad as a coffee addict when you run out of the house, late, screaming behind you as you run, “I hate you, Benedict!”, having just renamed your travel mug (formerly “Harvey”), who—yes, “who”—disappeared at a most inconvenient moment.

Fifteen minutes later, when the aforementioned coffee mug rolls out from beneath your front passenger seat, you squeal, giggle, and exclaim, “I love you Benedict!”

Life is tough for a coffee addict (and her identity-confused travel mug).


Published by Jen

The author of Snark on the Side is not your average run-of-the-millennial generation. Jen is a contradiction in terms: a graceful klutz, a smart blond, a math-savvy English degree-holder, a southern liberal, and an adult amateur equestrian who doesn’t match her saddle pads. Snark on the Side is a work in progress, born out of years of rambling email newsletters and anthropomorphized Christmas letters, small town observations, and the ever-present irony of pursuing a career with a degree in English literature. Thanks for visiting!

One thought on “A Word About Coffee Addicts

  1. Jen, you’re a nut! I just love your posts. I have named my car, but never my coffee mugs. I can’t say that I have one singular favorite, but rather, a favorite for different hot beverages I might consume.

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