Okay, grad schools. Let’s have a 50%-off chocolate heart to heart.
I am deeply appreciative of your consideration in not “breaking up with me” over Valentine’s Day.
That being said, the stores are now making way for Cadbury Eggs.
Any day now would be fine.
Email is great.
Snail mail is fine.
I would even take a phone call.
You can tell me.
I can handle it.
I just gotta know.