If my life were a film, this scene would be shot in slow motion, with a sudden silence in the soundtrack.
::opens email inbox::
Title:
Northwestern University Application Decision Available
::gut drops::
::pauses::
Oh wait. That’s the one I already received.
Sheesh.
The waiting continues.
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The author of Snark on the Side is not your average run-of-the-millennial generation.
Jen is a contradiction in terms: a graceful klutz, a smart blond, a math-savvy English degree-holder, a southern liberal, and an adult amateur equestrian who doesn’t match her saddle pads.
Snark on the Side is a work in progress, born out of years of rambling email newsletters and anthropomorphized Christmas letters, small town observations, and the ever-present irony of pursuing a career with a degree in English literature.
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