Just felt this.
I’m already imagining the local news headlines…*
- Krankies’ Chill Atmosphere Unshaken by Earthquake
- Traffic Reporters Hopeful, But Gain No New Stories from Quake
- Social Media Surge Causes Its Own Earthquake for Time Warner Cable
- Harold Camping Announces Imminent Relocation to Richmond Area
In all seriousness, I’m gratefully checking “experience an earthquake” off my bucket list, and I hope injuries/damages in other parts of the east coast were not too severe.
*Except that there would probably be more typos and grammatical errors.
Published by Jen
The author of Snark on the Side is not your average run-of-the-millennial generation.
Jen is a contradiction in terms: a graceful klutz, a smart blond, a math-savvy English degree-holder, a southern liberal, and an adult amateur equestrian who doesn’t match her saddle pads.
Snark on the Side is a work in progress, born out of years of rambling email newsletters and anthropomorphized Christmas letters, small town observations, and the ever-present irony of pursuing a career with a degree in English literature.
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