Orlando – this is what will become of you if you do not begin to cooperate.
Consider yourself warned.
Tonight. It’s all going down tonight.
I said that yesterday.
And the yesterday before that.
Well…
This time I really mean it.
The power of jellybeans will accomplish this.
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The author of Snark on the Side is not your average run-of-the-millennial generation.
Jen is a contradiction in terms: a graceful klutz, a smart blond, a math-savvy English degree-holder, a southern liberal, and an adult amateur equestrian who doesn’t match her saddle pads.
Snark on the Side is a work in progress, born out of years of rambling email newsletters and anthropomorphized Christmas letters, small town observations, and the ever-present irony of pursuing a career with a degree in English literature.
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