Starting Monday Off Right

What better way to get your Monday off to a great start than by…?

…feeling like a fashion guru because, if nothing else, you know that your pockets should probably not be longer than your shorts.

…chuckling with the triumph of waking up before the alarm clock can have the last word.

…getting Trogdor the Burninator‘s theme song stuck in your head for no reason…”burninating the country-side…”

…walking into the bathroom, snapping your fingers, and having the lights turn on in response to your command. Anyone who says they are operated by a motion detector and would have turned on anyway is just a Monday Marplot.

So there.

Happy Monday!


Published by Jen

The author of Snark on the Side is not your average run-of-the-millennial generation. Jen is a contradiction in terms: a graceful klutz, a smart blond, a math-savvy English degree-holder, a southern liberal, and an adult amateur equestrian who doesn’t match her saddle pads. Snark on the Side is a work in progress, born out of years of rambling email newsletters and anthropomorphized Christmas letters, small town observations, and the ever-present irony of pursuing a career with a degree in English literature. Thanks for visiting!

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