Starting Monday Off Right

September 20, 2010 by Jen

What better way to get your Monday off to a great start than by…?

…feeling like a fashion guru because, if nothing else, you know that your pockets should probably not be longer than your shorts.

…chuckling with the triumph of waking up before the alarm clock can have the last word.

…getting Trogdor the Burninator‘s theme song stuck in your head for no reason…”burninating the country-side…”

…walking into the bathroom, snapping your fingers, and having the lights turn on in response to your command. Anyone who says they are operated by a motion detector and would have turned on anyway is just a Monday Marplot.

So there.

Happy Monday!

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