Sometimes all it takes is the successful prevention of a ginormous black snake from eating an adorable tiny bunny.
Allow me to illustrate.
1.
(bunny) [BUSH] (snake)
(Jen)
2.
(bunny)[BUSH](snake)
o-pebble
(Jen)
3.
(bunny) <——- [B0USH] ->(snake)
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v
(Jen)
(Also known as the expansion and transformation of an isosceles triangle into a scalene triangle.)
(Better known as) Not on my watch, Mr. Racer. Not on my watch.
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The author of Snark on the Side is not your average run-of-the-millennial generation.
Jen is a contradiction in terms: a graceful klutz, a smart blond, a math-savvy English degree-holder, a southern liberal, and an adult amateur equestrian who doesn’t match her saddle pads.
Snark on the Side is a work in progress, born out of years of rambling email newsletters and anthropomorphized Christmas letters, small town observations, and the ever-present irony of pursuing a career with a degree in English literature.
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