5 Days

Perhaps sensing his imminent replacement, Marvin went into a temporary coma this morning for 45 minutes and refused to start.

After a serious talking-to and a short reset moment, Marvin reluctantly awoke and is, for the moment, functioning as usual. (All latest versions of important files have been backed up and the crematorium is on standby.)
In return for his continued clinging to life, I have agreed not to mention IT (a.k.a. The Replacement) for the rest of the week. He drives a hard bargain.

Published by Jen

The author of Snark on the Side is not your average run-of-the-millennial generation. Jen is a contradiction in terms: a graceful klutz, a smart blond, a math-savvy English degree-holder, a southern liberal, and an adult amateur equestrian who doesn’t match her saddle pads. Snark on the Side is a work in progress, born out of years of rambling email newsletters and anthropomorphized Christmas letters, small town observations, and the ever-present irony of pursuing a career with a degree in English literature. Thanks for visiting!

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