Because it’s all the rage on Facebook to pass around funny surveys, I’ve decided to skip Facebook and bring this one straight to the blog.
The scoop: Google ” ~ needs,” inserting your first name for the tilde. Write down the first 10 different phrases that pop up.
Just for kicks, and to see how well Google really knows me. It’s a little frightening, actually. My Google horoscope/fortune cookie is thus:
- Jen needs a session or two with a therapist.
- Jen needs a break.
- Jen needs a muzzle.
- Jen needs to a get a grip on her life.
- Jen needs to find a self-righteous, conspicuous, “I’m better than you” charitable position so she can keep charming the sheep into thinking she matters.
- Jen needs to wise up.
- Jen needs human anatomy lessons.
- Jen needs cheering up.
- Jen needs to get off Facebook.
- Jen needs you.
1 – yep, probably. 2 – hear, hear! 3 – okay… 4 – I think I have a stranglehold already, actually. 5 – you can’t beat that for a fortune cookie, let’s be honest. 6 – probably true. 7 – um, no thanks. 8 – sometimes. 9 – absolutely 100% true. 10 – you know it :-).
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The author of Snark on the Side is not your average run-of-the-millennial generation.
Jen is a contradiction in terms: a graceful klutz, a smart blond, a math-savvy English degree-holder, a southern liberal, and an adult amateur equestrian who doesn’t match her saddle pads.
Snark on the Side is a work in progress, born out of years of rambling email newsletters and anthropomorphized Christmas letters, small town observations, and the ever-present irony of pursuing a career with a degree in English literature.
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One thought on “Google Knows What I Need”
haha!Here’s mine1. Allison needs a loving home2. Allison needs to get laid3. Allison needs ________ (it’s true that’s what came up)4. Allison needs more good farmers to grow corn, wheat, rye (seriously it came up!)5. Allison needs office space6. Allison needs a nickname7. Allison needs your prayers8. Allison needs your help9. Allison needs to buy 12 fish10. Allison needs a little help from the beauty shopMine’s more random i believe….
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