A few nights ago, I drove around town with a friend to look at all the Christmas lights.
Lots of elegant white lights, some half-lit reindeer, wreaths galore, get-the-party-started multicolored lights, Santa on a motorcycle, baby light-up geese beneath a light-up palm tree, and party-foul excessive neon blue lights later, I’d say it was a success.
Today, I took a drive in the country. Sometimes I forget the culture shift that happens a few miles outside of the town limits.
For example…
A store called “Gobble and Grunt.”
An in-house shop called “Vestal Sock Outlet.”
And my favorite, “Take Two Movies and Tanning.”
The name pretty much says it all…
Snark on the Side 