You know what, DrP*? If you’re going to play this commercial every five minutes on Hulu, there are some things you should know.
I am a woman.
I enjoy action movies.
I do not drink diet soda.
I dislike most rom-coms.
You know what else?
You can keep your DrP10.
*And by refusing to type out your name, or your product’s name, I am refusing you that 1.5 additional hits you might have gained from this post. Then negating my own refusal by linking to your video. Irony. I get it.
**Maybe I have lost my sense of humor. Blame it on repeat number 10.